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But we also experience many crazy and frustrating things we’ve never experienced anywhere else in the world. Experiences that just make you pull your hair out, or laugh in how completely absurd and Kafka-esque basic service interactions can be in Portugal, with businesses, government services, or even just restaurants.

When we complain, the usual response from Portuguese online is “if you don’t like it, leave”. But that doesn’t seem to be a very problem-solving approach. This board is a way to collect our stories to show there’s a distinct pattern of bad service interactions in this country, which is unlike the rest of the world. Hopefully by collecting these stories, Portugal can use them as feedback and improve for both foreigners, and Portuguese people.

“A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.”

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Portuguese lawyers are disciplined for 'working too hard'

A local lawyer explained how toxic the Portuguese ‘work’ culture is. (This lawyer has English parents and grew up in Portugal.) She joined a Lisbon law firm and was told off for: Staying late working Being ‘too productive’ Picking up the phone every time it rung Apparently this put unfair pressure on her colleagues to also work hard. She was told, ‘Don’t pick up the phone every time, let it ring out’. She then realised they printed off lots of reports, which was unneccessary, as they had an archive in the basement. However, this archive was disorganised. She decided to organise it so everyone could use it. She was told off for being too organised. She quit. Anyone with this anti-productivity attitude deserves to be poor. If they can’t pay their rent: good. This means capitalism works perfectly.

1 day ago

The Education System

Hey guys! I’m 13 years old and found out about this site through reddit. My problem with portugal is its education system. We currently have the Espiral 8 manual for maths and the Experimenta manual for physics-chemistry. The problem is that STEM subjects are explained to kids like they’re 7-8 years old while they are 13 and should be able to understand basic concepts without the teacher having to repeat herself / himself 4 times, for example, we have just started learning about equations in 6th grade! That is atrocious, I learned them in the 3rd grade in Ukraine, and 7th grade was practically nothing new just the same 6th grade program + functions, now in 8th grade I’m not really sure what exactly we will have but looking at the manual index, things are looking dire, learning about monomials and binomials in 8th grade? Ridiculous! The second part of the problem is that both physics and chemistry are combined into the same subject while they’re innately different, our school also gave out only 1h30m PER WEEK, that is RIDICULOUS! I am genuinely wasting my time over there at school, I practically slept through half the lessons on all subject and got eight 5s three 4s and one 3 in arts. This kind of is my rant, I’m out!

27 days ago

Official priority service for government/migration issues

tldr:I will be very happy if Portuguese government organises official fast track for any interaction about getting documents, tax numbers, residence permits. I m living in Portugal 4 years and pay more than 50K euro taxes per year. So at least I m willing to pay thousands of euro to get my/my family residence permits really fast like in ONE week to be able to enter rest of EU. why its NOT ready after 1 year and after 6 months of appointment waiting? same thing for making NIF/NISS/SNS/chave movel, there is no tickets any time I check! why it’s so difficult even if migrants ready to pay any price to speed up the things?

2 months ago

Portugal has killed many drinks brands with a new tax

Portugal has introduced a new, bullshit 10 cent tax on every can and bottle. I already recycle my cans and bottles by walking round the corner and dropping them into the recycling bin provided by the council: no problem. But that’s not good enough. Now we have to pay an extra 10 cents on every drink and take our bottles and cans to a local supermarket to reclaim the money. Obviously I wont do this: because I’m not a stupid, filthy peasant. My time is far more valuable than scraping together 100 cans for 10 euros. So now I pay a new tax that goes to a private company that’s (apparently) connected to the government. Oh. And a number of drinks manufacturers like my beloved Robinson’s Squash have decided to stop exporting their drinks to Portugal. Portuguese politicians are the most stupid, corrupt people in the developed world.

3 months ago

Driving licenses for foreigners have been linked to the validity period of a residence permit

Decreto-Lei 114/2026, an amendment to the rules for issuing driver's licenses, has been in effect since June 8. For citizens of non-EU countries, there is an important rule in it (art. 16.°, n.° 9-10): the validity period of Portuguese rights can no longer be longer than the validity period of a residence permit. In the new licenses, this is indicated by the restriction code 794. The licenses are valid "as long as the residence permit is valid or in the process of being extended." The law provides for a "transitional regime" — the same conditions apply to previously issued rights, even without the 794 code on plastic. The rule came into force the day after publication, without delay. The mechanism of implementation of the law in the case of previously granted rights is not yet clear

3 months ago
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After 3 years of effort, I'm pausing my plans to build a house here

I’m putting my plans to build a house in Portugal / Azores on hold: - overall no/low eagerness to work - overall lack of attention to detail - missed timelines are the norm - poor communication and general lack of responsiveness - default to externalize blame / blame-shift when mistakes pointed out - no/low customer focused mentality; take it or leave it type egos Spent 3 years designing house & fucking around trying to find a path; overall disappointing experience; tried several different combinations of multiple engineers & builders Silver lining is learning how to design house and navigate process, engineering reqs, phases of development, etc for at some point in future; and owning land that should hopefully continue to appreciate TLDR: high input / low output ratios, almost inverse feeling at times; political and socioeconomic environment isn't conducive to high growth imo, a general complacency toward deceleration, nobody in a hurry to change it (at least in the Azores, though from what I hear the mainland's similar)

3 months ago

Park car in Lisbon parking lot, it's cash only, so take out minimum cash at ATM possible which is €10 but parking only accepts €5 or coins, I ask why...

park car in Lisbon parking lot, it's cash only, so take out minimum cash at ATM possible which is €10 but parking only accepts €5 or coins, I ask why, and I get scolded for not reading the paper on the machine, but I did read the machine, I just ask "why" but he can't answer except for scolding me, then try ask for change outsidd but of course no shop wants to give me €5 euro change so I have to buy water somewhere for €1.70

5 months ago

Caixa bank blocked accounts for all Russians in Portugal

I live in Portugal for 3 years. Today I saw complains from 100+ friends about Caixa account blocks. I got same message as well. I was not able to receive salary from my employer. They give me 2 months to withdraw all money from account. Interesting that accounts are blocked for people with valid residence permits, even for families with mortgages. I understand there are EU sanctions but Caixa is the only bank doing that. Live in Portugal teach me that I should always be prepared for this kind of situations like broken promises about passport for 5 years

4 months ago

They make up immigration programs that don't work

I moved to Portugal on a startup visa. I handled the application, got the approval, obtained the visa at the consulate, and came to the country — everything on my own. And now I can't get a residence permit on my own — on a visa that is supposed to automatically mean I'm entitled to one. And I can’t even get it with the help of the local lawyers! My criticism falls into two categories: the startup visa as an entrepreneurship program, and how it works after you arrive in the country. The startup visa as an entrepreneurship program: It doesn't encourage relocating existing businesses. Although that category exists, it's nearly impossible in practice. People invent non-existent projects, get approval for them, and then relocate teams and products that are already making money and paying taxes in other countries. This seems fundamentally contrary to the program's intent. It's administered by a dubious agency. IAPMEI has no experts capable of properly assessing the viability of ideas or companies. They evaluate whether what's described in the application formally satisfies spoken AND unspoken internal rules — regardless of whether what's written is actually feasible, makes sense, or reflects how a business should be run at an early stage. It's also a very closed-off agency — it's essentially impossible to reach anyone there by phone. There are only two known email addresses: [email protected] and [email protected] — both are generic. Emails to these addresses can be ignored indefinitely. It substitutes real incubation with coworking rentals. Program participants pay around €1,000 a year for a desk in an open-plan office. That's all they get. They say some incubators are better: that organize useful events, provide access to valuable networks, or can offer practical advice and legal consultations. But most of the accredited so-called incubators do nothing of the sort for their residents. And if they're supposed to — they often just fabricate the reporting. The startup visa as an actual visa that's supposed to let an entrepreneur obtain residency: it doesn't work — because of AIMA. What I ran into: AIMA and IAPMEI contradict each other on the required documents. For example, AIMA's website lists NISS (the social security number, marked as optional), while IAPMEI insists that NISS is not required under any circumstances. AIMA offices don't care what's written on their own website. In addition to NISS, across four attempts to submit documents, I was sometimes asked for — and sometimes not asked for — the following: an apostilled master's degree with an English translation; an apostilled criminal record certificate no older than six months from the country of origin with an English translation; proof of arrival in the country (obtained from the police, though a hotel booking might work — they refused to accept a passport stamp); registration as a sole entrepreneur; invoices issued as a sole entrepreneur; proof of company incorporation (impossible without a residence permit); a contract with the incubator in Portuguese (they refused to accept it in English) — none of which appears on the document list on their website. Once the officer literally said: “I know what you’re trying to say me. But in this office we require those documents

5 months ago

You need a licence to paint your house

Our friend manages properties here in the Algarve. Apparently, they’ve recently introduced a new rule. Want to paint your home? You'll need a licence for that. Please supply: • Photos of your home with the area for painting highlighted • Estimates of the paint quantity required • Details of the painter and their licences LICENCES. FOR PAINTING. ‘Oh, your nephew planned to paint your home for pocket money?’ ‘See you both in court.’

5 months ago

Arrive Lisbon Airport and non-EU arrivals is hours wait, while EU arrivals is a highly retarded 20x zigzag line

arrive Lisbon Airport and non-EU arrivals is hours wait, while EU arrivals is a highly retarded 20x zigzag line

6 months ago
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Order glass mirror and the FedEx Portugal delivery driver threw it over the fence

see gf order glass mirror and the FedEx Portugal delivery driver threw it over the fence

6 months ago

Only in Portugal will a business refuse your foreign card and only accept MBWay or Portuguese cards

Cash-only businesses, fine, that's a choice. But how about the ones that only take MBWay or local Portuguese cards and refuse anything else? Are you actually doing the math, business owner? The 1% fee you might be saving is absolutely dwarfed by the volume of business you're leaving on the table from foreigners, tourists, and anyone with a non-PT card. This is particularly absurd at places like 5àSec. You're the largest dry cleaners in Lisbon and you operate like a small corner bakery. Why? Just accept normal cards like every other developed country.

5 months ago

Newborns born in private hospitals aren't pre-registered

If you're a foreign parent and your baby is born in a private hospital in Portugal, your newborn is not pre-registered. You have to physically go to a Conservatória within weeks of birth to do it in person. That means taking a baby that's only a few weeks old into a confined, packed government building full of sick people. Objectively the last place a newborn should be. In our case both parents are legal residents with Chave Móvel Digital et al. The hospital already sends the birth notification electronically to the IRN. The state already has everything it needs. We still had to queue in person with a newborn. The fix: Auto-register these births using the electronic notification the hospital already sends. Let both parents confirm the registration online with Chave Móvel Digital when they're already in the system. At minimum, send a registrar to the hospital before discharge. Portugal already runs Chave Móvel, e-fatura, Portal das Finanças, Via Verde. There's no reason a newborn should be exposed to a Conservatória waiting room for something the state could resolve in one API call.

5 months ago

Can’t get a NISS number and pay social security

I applied for a NISS online last month. This is the number you need to PAY PORTUGAL social security. I never got a email confirmation of approval/status so I found a website page that gives me the status. For that I need an ID of the application. Unfortunately the ID is only provided ONCE. That is after completion. If you close that page you loose that ID forever. No confirmation email, nothing. I called social security number asking for help and the only answer they could give me was to submit a NEW request for a NISS. When I asked whether the old request will get buried and new one becomes the active one she DIDNT KNOW! I said “this sounds ridiculous, are you sure there’s no other way around this or a phone number I can call?” And she said “no, this happens all the time where people loose that ID, there is no solution to this that I can 100% confirm” The main hotline for this matter doesn’t even understand their own systems! I am trying to pay them, and they don’t want my money! Hahaha

5 months ago

Extremely loud vehicles (motorcycles)

This is one of my biggest gripes about Portugal. The culture around obnoxiously loud cars and bikes, 95% of the time it’s bikes though. It’s cool when you’re 16, not when you’re an adult. A lot drive like maniacs, have straight piped exhausts which break all national laws and the Police/GNR do fuck all about it. I literally live next to the GNR on a 50km/h road and bikes accelerate to over 120km/h 24/7 in the middle of town in a pedestrian heavy area. Super dangerous and everyone hates it (the Portuguese included) yet the authorities do nothing.

5 months ago

Arrive at parking in Lisbon and as usual the electric chargers are cordoned off and broken

Arrive at parking in Lisbon and as usual the electric chargers are cordoned off and broken, they’re always broken everywhere! Why???

5 months ago

Flying 10,000km for an Appointment That Didn’t Exist — My Experience with AIMA as a Brexit Resident

I’ve been living in Portugal for over five and a half years under the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement. Like many Brits who built a life here before Brexit, I stayed, integrated, paid taxes, and followed the rules—on the understanding that after five years of legal residence, I would be entitled to permanent residency under Article 15. That milestone came and went. From that point on, I did what anyone would do: I contacted AIMA repeatedly, asking how to formalise my permanent residency status. Weeks turned into months. Emails went unanswered. The process felt opaque, inconsistent, and—at times—non-existent. Meanwhile, my life didn’t pause. I run a business that works closely with suppliers in Vietnam, particularly around Hanoi, and I had relocated there temporarily to oversee the expansion of a warehouse operation. It was a key moment for the company—growth, logistics, new infrastructure. But at the same time, I was stuck in limbo with my residency status in Portugal. Eventually, after persistent effort, I secured what I believed was an appointment with AIMA in Cascais. So I made a decision: I flew back from Vietnam to Portugal specifically to attend it. This wasn’t a casual trip. It meant interrupting ongoing work, long-haul travel, and significant personal cost—all to attend an official appointment that would finally move things forward. I arrived in Cascais, went to the AIMA office, and checked in. They had no record of my appointment. After speaking with staff, I was told—very matter-of-factly—that my appointment had been rescheduled to May at the Lisbon branch. No notification. No email. No message. Just changed. I was standing there, having flown halfway across the world, being told to come back another time. That moment summed up the experience perfectly. What makes this harder to accept is the broader context. Many of us stayed in Portugal post-Brexit with a long-term plan: integrate, qualify for permanent residency, and eventually apply for citizenship. It was a clear, structured path. But now, with proposed changes to nationality laws extending timelines significantly, that path has shifted. What was once a five-year horizon is now potentially ten years or more, with processing time on top. For people who made life decisions based on the original framework, that’s not a small change—it’s a fundamental one. And yet, even before reaching that stage, we’re struggling to access the most basic administrative step: recognition of permanent residency rights that already exist under international law. To be clear, the issue isn’t just bureaucracy—it’s uncertainty. Appointments appear and disappear without notice Communication channels rarely function Legal rights exist on paper but are difficult to exercise in practice Portugal is a country I chose to build my life in. I’ve invested here, paid taxes here, and contributed to the economy. I still believe in that decision. But experiences like this make it difficult not to question how secure that foundation really is. I’m sharing this not out of frustration alone, but because I know I’m not the only one. There are many others in similar situations—waiting, chasing, unsure where they stand. All we’re really asking for is clarity, consistency, and a system that reflects the rights we were told we had. At the moment, that feels a long way off.

5 months ago

Dog shit problem in Porto

The title is not a very prosaic one, but I hope it gets the message out loud and clear. I’ve been living in Porto for three years now and this has been a persistent issue. From my observation, it is still a very small minority of owners who don’t clean after their dogs and are, in fact, consistently terrorizing their neighborhoods. What makes it worse is that the rest of their neighbors are ignoring the problem instead of treating it is as a public health issue. This includes the city officials who are doing nothing to post signs in the streets where such practice is common and enforce the existing laws. They probably have the streets around the touristy city center cleaned more often and that is about it. It does not take a PhD in medicine or biology to figure out that there are no differences between, say, dog’s and their owner’s shit. There are small children and elderly with compromised immune systems walking these same sidewalks decorated with feces. Besides just being an annoying and smelly thing that can ruin your afternoon, dog feces can contain dangerous parasites that can fuck you up for the rest of your life. I hope I am not coming across as yet another spoiled estrangeiro busy taking care of his paradise. I lived in NYC for decades, the place that has had vast variety of crime, health and cleanliness problems, but amazingly dog shit was not one of them. One of my favorite stories was from my german friend who was visiting me and told me: ‘I was just walking around the neighborhood and saw this 2m tall guy, all muscle, gold chains, gold teeth, walking his dog, bending down and picking the shit up’.

5 months ago

Foreigners shouldn't expect free top-tier public services they haven't contributed to

Why are so many of my fellow foreigners expecting top-notch quality public services in Portugal, particularly medical ones? Many have just arrived and have contributed little or nothing to them. If the average Portuguese can't get quality service, why should we? I honestly believe all foreigners should be required to have private health insurance, and if you can't afford it, you shouldn't be here at all. We shouldn't be a drag on a system the locals are already struggling with. Only in Portugal are foreigners complaining about something they're getting for free.

5 months ago
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