Portuguese restaurants gaslight dumb tourists to love their terrible food

Every smart expat knows that Portuguese food is poor.

• Slavic-style plain meat, potatoes and murdered (boiled) vegetables.

• The worst coffee, anywhere on planet earth.

• Great seafood! But that’s luck — zero skill required.

Why do so many tourists think Portugal serves great food?

Lying.

Portuguese business owners simply lie.

Perhaps you order their stonefish dish.

The waiter nods, makes a ‘whistle’ expression and says, ‘Wow, that’s a very special dish. You’re in for a treat!’

It’s the same medicore, 6/10 dish you get everywhere.

But dumb American and British tourists lap this bullshit up.

‘Oh, you have to try Paulo’s stonefish — it’s to die for!’

Nothing terrifies these dumb, NPC retards more than being accused of possessing an unsophisticated palette, or being culturally insensitive.

Portuguese restaurant owners have worked this out.

Once you spot this game, you see it everywhere.

• ‘The best coffee’

• ‘The best food’

• ‘The best haircuts’.

All of it is FUCKING TERRIBLE.

But Portuguese business owners simple lie and say ‘it’s the best’.

…and dumb, NPC tourists repeat these lies in every Google review.